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SARDAR in ARABIA
A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow
each of you one wish before your whipping."
The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only
lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and
crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could
only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering
loudly.
The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is
one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked. Sardar smiled and
said,
"Tie the Pakistani to my back" WARM REGARDS


Indian Programmer

An American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian Computer
Programmer, were on a cruise ship. As they were standing on the open
deck, watching the waves and chatting, each one started showing off.
The Cuban took out a expensive Cuban cigar, lit it, took just one puff
and tossed it into the sea. The other guys were flabbergasted. They
asked him why he had to throw away such an expensive thing.
The Cuban replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of these. So, it
is no big deal".
Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new bottle of expensive
scotch whisky, opened it, took just one sip and threw the bottle into
the sea. He simply looked at the others and said
"It is no big deal! We have plenty of that stuff where I come from".



The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer and ........threw him
into
the sea........

Atleast change you minds guys!!!!!!
(First it should be me then!!!). :-)

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."
The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."
Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".
The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like."

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